Thursday, March 6, 2008

Jose is gonna cut people






(Queens Journal)


The Special One has threatened death to Chelsea if he faces them in the Champions League next year. He also said that he still talks to members of staff at the Bridge such as Peter Kenyon and Roman Abromavich.

So, Jose wants to kill his former team if he plays them. This is interesting for the fact that Jose is not currently coaching anywhere and he would need to manage a team that has a chance at getting into the Champions League. There is talk that Jose could be going all over the place but after Tuesday, it is likely that he will not be off to Milan in the next few months. He will more than likely make a move to Barcelona. This would be great for him. Someone with the skill that Mourinho has and the level of talent at the club will certainly be a force to reckon with in both domestic and international competitions.

What's wrong with English footie?




(AP)




Besides the fact that they can't qualify a national team these days? Nothing really. That is why when I waddled over to SI.com today and was scouring the news section, I was kind of put off to see that one of their writers has come up with. He claims that American players need to move beyond the "English model" of play. His argument centers around three clubs currently in relegation worries; Reading, Fulham, and Darby. He wonders why these "American Teams" do so poorly. I think he lacked his research when it comes down to who plays for these teams and how long they have played for them.

Lets make one point painfully clear right up front: we do not play English style football in America. We play a slow, sloppy game. There is nothing about how Americans play the game that would even relate to how the English play the game.

Now, for the clubs mentioned. I started my search with Derby County. They got promoted this year to the Premiership. Their ticket in? They were third place in the Championship last season. Not exactly a high quality team. There are two Americans on Derby and looking at their stats, they just are not productive. Eddie Lewis has been playing the English game since 2000 and the only time and he has only seen major playing time at two clubs, and at both of them, he has scored goals. But if you only play someone sixteen times in three seasons, then they are never going to get their proper boots. Another factor to take into account with Lewis is that he is 33 years old. It is damn near time for him to go off to the retirement pitch for a kick about with Becks. The other player on Derby is Benny Feilhaber. He is young, I will give him that but he has only being playing in England since 2007. He has not had time to get use to the English game.

Next up we have Reading. This is another club with only two American players. Convey, who has been with Reading since 2004, has had a shallow fifteen goals in his entire career. This is an example of someone who can run with the ball, but can not put it into the back of the net. The other player for the team, Marcus Hahnemann, has been the teams primary goalkeeper since 2002. The key issue with Reading, much like Derby, is that they have never played in the top flight of English football. They simply can not compete as a team against squads that boast players that could score six times on you before you have a chance to get set again. In all fairness, I could probably play goalie for some of the teams that Reading and Derby have faced in the past and walk away with a clean sheet.

The last team, Fulham, reads like the US national teams roster. You have Kasey Kellar, Brian McBride, Eddie Johnson, Clint Dempsey, and Carlos Bocanegra. It is more of the same here that it is with the other clubs. Brian McBride is in his mid-thirties and he has scored goals, just not many. His first four years in England were spent on loan with not so descent teams and he started with Fulham in 2004. I don't even know where to begin with Kasey Keller. I've seen him play countless times and he is just rubbish. I think him and Paul Robinson have tea together or something. Eddie Johnson and Clint Dempsey are on the other end of this seesaw. They are both young but they have just started their careers in English ball and it is going to take time for them to come into the fold. The last player on the team is kind of in the middle. Carlos Bocanegra is in his late twenties and has played for Fulham since 2004. He is not that old but he has the experience. The best bet for the team though, would be to loan Johnson out if they are relegated to get him some true competition.

So, there is nothing wrong with the English model. You have a mix of old players and ones who have played in the MLS for the past few seasons. When you combine that with teams that have such limited budgets, the teams will get relegated. It is not the English problem or the American problem. It comes down to financial capabilities. Who can buy the best team? That's my two cents and remember.. be champions.

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

I might be missing Euro 08










I get home from class this afternoon and check my email. I got offered a position to teach kids about national security and intelligence. It was a thing that I had fancied doing all of three weeks ago but when I realized that I have to work on my thesis and watch Euro 08 I started to have second thoughts. So now I have my thesis class tomorrow and I need to pick out a topic and figure out how doable it is while I have to teach and babysit a group of high schoolers. Hopefully the dorms that I would be staying in will have some sort of t.v. room with cable. If I can catch the highlights, I would be happy.

On another note, I recommend that you guys all go over to www.worldsoccerdailyshop.com to get all of your Euro 2008 gear. I got my personalized Germany jersey from them and it looks rather spiffing if I do say so myself. Wow, look at that, two plugs in one day. I gotta be sick or something.

Dixieland supports Who Are Ya?

That is right. For those of you that thought that I may be a pompous, overbearing, only support my club and no one else, jackass, you were wrong. Well, to an extent. I would like to take the time to clue those of you who read this in about a wonderful company that I heard about through World Soccer Daily.
www.whoareyadesigns.com is a t-shirt company for those of us on the American side of the pond that produces footie related shirts. If you are a Reds fan or even a fan of that wonderful magic spray that helps your favorite player back into the game, this is the company for you.

I ordered the "Bollocks" shirt and got it within three business days (the post office kicked it around a bit at the distribution center before finally letting it go). It was the right size and looked exactly like the image from the website. They have already expanded by a few more designs and are about to launch three more shirts. I am greatly excited for the Jose shirt and will be sure to put my pre-order in within the next few days. Be sure to check the site. I also think there is the possibility of contacting them and getting a custom order done, though that will cost a bit more.

But do it! Go to the site. Get your shirt to support your favorite team as the final leg of this Premiership season starts to wind down. And be champions.

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Grant Grumbles like a Grade Schooler






(Courtesy BBC)


Chelsea gaffer Avram Grant spoke out earlier in the week about the bad press that he has been receiving after his side missed out on their first chance to snag silverware for this season.

Grant, who took slack at the start of his coaching career with the club, is in the fire again but he is not taking it lightly this time. He has went on record saying that the allegations being made do not only hurt the team, but the club as well. Some of the allegations being thrown at Grant include a notion that the chief scout for the club wants Barca manager Frank Rijkaard at the helm for next season. Other allegations include accounts that club owner Roman Abramovich has been hand picking squads for matches. Grant flat denies this, however, there were strong rumors back when Grant took over in September that would give a large dose of credibility to these rumors. Lastly, the media is picking at the gaffer for a practice pitch dispute between team skipper John Terry and first team coach Henk ten Cate. Both parties have worked out their differences.

What does this mean? It means that Grant has earned his top-flight gaffer wings. His, "don't attack the team attitude" even though his actions are clearly under attack, are SOP for managers in the Premiership. The problem with this is that he is taking it in the wrong context. Instead of lashing out at the press, he should remind them that his team is still involved in three trophy races. And after the stomping that the Blues dealt to West Ham on the weekend, it is clear that his team has what it takes if they can hold out and knock off Man U and the Gunners, whom they both play at the Bridge before the season ends.

So Avi, the people are not insulting your friends literarly, they are doing it to see if you call them names and run off to Roman and they are getting their wish. Stop the grumbling, mate. Drogba does enough of that for the team.